Yes, I write copy. I've been writing copy for close to 30 years. I have numerous Addys, Silver Microphones, etc. I also have numerous moles on my person and just like the Addys and Silver Microphones few people care about them and fewer want to see them.

Luckily, I don't have to write copy to pay the power bill. Therefore, I'm a picky S.O.B. about the copy that I do write.

Here's the scoop:

• I prefer to write humor. I like funny commercials. I think they cut through the clutter better.
• Trust my punch lines.
• I charge $150.00 per spot. If you decide not to use the spot, it's $50.00.
• You can change any salient information as needed. Don't touch my punchline.

If you have a committee that needs to approve the spot, I'm sure there are dozens of other writers who'd love to help you

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